Practice is behind us, and the first day of competition is in the books.

We have reached the summit! Welcome to day three of the Super Final presented by Knot Future, Duotone Kiteboarding, Slider Project, Fazendinha Adventure Park, and Lineup Pousada. When you look at a pyramid, its architecture is quite simplistic, yet it yields an astounding outcome. The base starts with many different pieces, and as it works its way to the top, fewer and fewer segments are used until, eventually, the final stone stands atop, acting as a crown jewel or the pinnacle of the collective fabrication. Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you didn't know, you do now: the KPL has reached the summit, and the Super Final is the culmination of all of our work, as well as the rider's dedication throughout the season. As with any significant endeavor, it takes the efforts of many to create an event of this magnitude, and if it weren't for our team's dedication to excellence, the KPL's familiarity with pyramid schemes would be unequivocally insufficient. However, that is simply not the case as we continue to dominate as the world's premiere contest conglomerate, all thanks to a team effort and the structural and financial sorcery of triangles… All jokes aside, our legal team's swift and lethal acts of diligence have kept us above water thus far and have projected for a long and prosperous future.

As one door shuts, another door opens. Practice is behind us, and the first day of competition is in the books. Of the three men's heats, heats one, two, and three all made their Super Final debut and showcased a level of astounding proficiency that has now become an industry standard. Due to time constraints, we were unable to finish the entirety of heat two and three, but the finalists and semifinalists from heat one have been archived, and the results can be found below. Of the seven rider heats, the top two finishers qualify directly to finals, while third, fourth, and fifth are carried into the semifinals, where they have the opportunity to battle for the two remaining spots in the eight-man final. For tomorrow's calendar, the morning will begin with the women's final, followed by the remaining portion of heat two and three.

For the most up-to-date happenings and results, please follow our social channels. The event is scheduled to begin at 11:30 a.m. Brasilia Standard Time and tickets for live viewing can be purchased directly on-site or are included with every purchase made through the Knot Future website. Stay well hydrated because tomorrow, the men and women are gunna bring the heat. Over and out, chat soon. Day four dropping in tomorrow.

Best wishes,

KPL Chief Editor

Day two of the KPL Super Final to go off without a hitch.

When the stars align, greatness typically ensues in the wake of its effort. Often, this mantra is used to describe a situation that yields very good, lucky, or completely desirable results. For the Kite Park League Super Final, our team has worked tirelessly to ensure this outcome. Thanks to our strategic analysis of all things flawless, we were able to mitigate failure by completely removing its variability from the equation. Subsequently, this tireless pursuit allowed for day two of the KPL Super Final to go off without a hitch.

Day two here is Taiba, Brazil, acted as the second and final day of practice before the flag drops and the contest begins. While the competition itself is the crux of the Super Final, without our legendary social team, the event’s happenings would go largely unrecognized. Thanks to our lead photographer - Andre Magarao, chief film director - Alexander Lewis-Hughes, social media coordinator - Nina Font, and the entire KPL staff working remotely from around the globe, the event is able to be shared with those unable to have purchased our “live viewing” tickets.

Aside from the infinite particulars that keep the event’s momentum rolling forward as opposed to retrogressively, day two of practice has come to an end, and with it begins the official start of the competition. For the most up-to-date happenings and results, please follow our social channels. See you tomorrow after the conclusion of the first day of competition. To those who support us, bless you. To those who hinder our progression, not to worry - we find light in the darkest of spaces. We love you all. We just love some more. KPL Super Final day two is history. Day three floats heavenly on the horizon.

Good tidings,

KPL Chief Editor

"Critics from around the globe continue to stagger in awe"

The culmination of all things superior is upon us. The moment you have all been waiting for is finally here, and no, we are not referring to the weekend or any upcoming holiday that brings a twinkle to your eyes. We are talking about the greatest event to grace the kiteboarding industry since the dawn of mankind. The Kite Park League is proud to announce the commencement of the Super Final presented by Knot Future, Duotone Kiteboarding, Slider Project, Fazendinha Adventure Park, and Lineup Pousada. Along with our beloved sponsors, we would also like to thank our valued benefactors, offshore accountants, investment analysts, legal advisors, and all who have contributed to our efforts over the years. Thanks to the support of these immeasurable assets, along with you - our treasured fans, The Kite Park League has introduced a standard superior to its competitors. Critics from around the globe continue to stagger in awe at the grandeur that is our embodiment of competitive kiteboarding. Although we don’t like to toot our own horn, with the most sincere of transparency, we fucking deserve it.

Well, enough self-indulgence, let’s get into it. Day one gathered competitors from around the globe to register for the event, followed by a warm-up on the newly fabricated features designed specifically for the Final. For the past few weeks, the KPL’s manufacturing team has hand-curated three steel rails, along with a wooden rail and a kicker, generously shared by our friends at Fazendinha Adventure Park. Together, the five features resemble the work of irrefutable mastery, said by viewers to compare to NASA’s latest galactic blueprint. Once placed in the water, the KPL Super Final park claimed its glory as the “largest kite park in all of South America” - South America’s Geographical Coordinator ™ . Following the completion of the park, riding ensued shortly thereafter.

Because the event is a Final, we in no way want to rush the process or force a competition that could yield riding that is anything but breathtaking. As a result, we are giving the riders, which includes four women and 20 men, two days to practice, allowing each to fine-tune their lines and progressively elevate the level of contemporary park riding in an effort to display the very best of what kiteboarding and the KPL can procure. As always, thank you for following along. More to come from day two tomorrow. Blessings to you and those you hold dear. To infinity and beyond.

Sincerely,

KPL Chief Editor